a wand and a rabbit staff party

 I never really liked Gus, but i'm open to it now. This song? come on

says Juno, third martini, leather rhinestone top hat from the white elephant

 most i've ever seen her drink by two.

Gus is singing Pony and everyone has become a horny cowboy. 

Juno laughs, rubs her chest against mine and toasts my water glass in a span of three seconds

and I think about the last time someone did that to me

there's something special and 

grounding about your happily partnered coworker doing that to you once a year.

I saw Pony coming about thirteen songs ago, when he sang IM SO EXCITED

but im not here to be a psychic, im not here to be unsurprised

those skills we share every shift, eighty people ordering drinks at once

divvying up our favors, furies, free drinks and fries

i'm here to film Zoe debut Bjork

i'm here to smack Silas on the shoulder after he sings Teenage Dirtbag

i'm here to sing Red Wine Supernova with Juno, pointing at one another in the affirmative

shouting in key, almost laugh but don't break the spell

i'm here to sing girls just want to have fun, she/her euphoria 

Stephen is so high and laughing more than i've seen in months

BAR BADDIES sing sweet caroline and he is barbershop low

when the working day is done oh girls

they want to have fun