Okay. Great. Love. Great.
Attract blessings
Repel accountability
Instinctively sense where to look
So you don’t have to look at yourself
Be popular and loud
Loud like
A shopping bag full of wind loud
Tell a story about a cleaning lady
As if “cleaning lady” is a species
Like you can just say it
And everyone knows the punchline
Drag a whole nationality behind it
Like a cheap suitcase
Wait for the world to applaud your honesty
“I love them” sits next to “I reduce them”
Two strangers sharing an armrest
Brewing resentment
Now let’s talk about your creepy haters
They’re your biggest fans
Put your life on a platter
Slide it under the door
To the Internet Rats
The product is them caring
Make sure to act surprised when they care
So people know you’re humble
Be a brand made of “I’m not a brand”
Be racist and opportunistic
That’s relatable content
Hone a skill. The skill is:
Be a person-shaped magnet
In a room full of iron filings,
Make the iron filings feel
Like they are lucky to stick to you
And it is the iron filings fault for
Having a scarcity mindset
If you slip into a scarcity mindset
Adopt a big fat bulldog
Name it Abundance
Yell ABUNDANCE when it shits on your floor
That will remind you
To have an ABUNDANCE MINDSET
These are free tips
I paywalled more obvious advice
For 30 minutes of
Personalized one on one
ABUNDANCE MINDSET coaching
And pictures of my feet
Venmo me $3000
This speaks to my personal, political, and academic interests very strongly
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