I'm not available for that

I’m currently at my baseline ideal 

Level of mental health

In which I like my life just fine

But not in such a manic way

That I would dismember myself

To survive a saw trap 

I just don’t know if I got here 

In the right way, however

Because I’m not 

Enlightened enough

To not secret enjoy

My last moments

By acting totally unimpressed 

While I watch Jigsaw

Get all frustrated

After having carefully planned

This elaborate trap

Banking on holding the cards, like, 

“Saw off your legs”

And just I’m like

“I’m not available for that”

And I could see this being an issue

In the long term because 

It’s not a sustainable 

Source of happiness

To ruin an asshole’s day

Although if you’re going to be 

Dead in an hour 

I guess whatever fine