Hard as Nails

Little spot of piss on the toilet seat.

I don’t care.

I’m not going to wipe it off.

I’ll sit on it.

I don’t care.

I wish my coworkers knew.

I’m not afraid to sit on your piss.

You can’t scare me. 

I’ve got my buzzard face on.

My brows are in their element.

No one can see me.

You can’t pee with the door open at work.

It’s a rule.

But I would if I could.

Just to show what I’m made of.

Everyone else is weak.

They’d wipe it off.

Not me.

I won’t do your work for you.

Wipe your own piss.