Sunday, January 18, 2026

Sad Grey Houses

POINT OF VIEW FROM THE TV:
YOUNG FRIENDS FROM CENTRAL
CASTING IN AI GENERATED 
SPORTS FRANCHISE MERCH
JUMP UP AND HI FIVE. A DENNY'S
GRADE PICTURE OF A MASSIVE
BOWL OF NACHOS IS GLUED 
TO THE OTTOMAN THAT SITS BETWEEN
ME FROM MY POINT OF VIEW
AND THE FRIENDS FROM CENTRAL
CASTING. THEY LOOK FAMILIAR
THEY HAVE BEEN COMPOSITED
FROM VARIOUS PETROL PUMP
MINI TVS. I SEE THEIR FACES AND
THINK OF ARMREST WELL M&MS
THAT FROZE OVERNIGHT TO SEE
OFF VARIOUS FRAGMENTED TEETH
I stop thinking of my teeth, let's go back
to interiors again. The ottoman is from 
Wayfair and the friends know a deal when
they see one. Dealing with contractors is
harder, you have to speak their language
and also not seem too apologetic even though
it's you, you are the one who needs apologising
for the soap dish with the rounded corners
that is already delaminating after two weeks
because laminated plywood is not supposed
to be used for housing soap.
Meanwhile the friends are stuck now celebrating
the eternal touchdown, the nachos have
toppled into this delightful mise en scène as 
we are in a freeze frame, waiting to
go back to the actual game which is an
opportune time to refocus my gaze on
to the friend standing by the toaster oven
wondering how much it cost and if a lot,
what will be the easily achievable aesthetic 
of another fifteen years it will be offset
against. 

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