I know a short king
Who has been “dying”
Since the pandemic
And it’s kind of untoward to be like
“What's up with your health?”
So I’m taking an unusual interest
In Ray J’s prognosis
Even though I don’t know Ray J
It’s a permission slip to
Have thoughts and feelings
About the sort of person
Who announces to strangers
That they’re dying
Without having to discuss my own life
But I also have this other
Insufferable, wet blanket friend
And I’d like to say something to him like
“Wow it’s wild that Ray J is dying.”
But I don’t because
He’ll be like, “You know Ray J?!??”
And then act like I’m a parasocial lunatic…
I’ve never asked around but
I think that’s why no one likes him
Because they feel rejected and unsafe
When they try to test drive
Emotional vulnerability
Via a discussion of Ray J
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